Saison 3 ep 13.
Argh !!! Il veut pas dl chez moi
Voici le transcript des passages très TRES intéressants :
(knocking)
Seth: (startled by the knocking) Oh...
Ryan: (outside the door) Seth?
Seth: Yes?
Ryan: Hey, man. (knocking)
Seth: Yes. Com... geez, man, I'm coming. (starts to get up off the floor)
Ryan: Something's blocking the door!
Seth: Okay! Just calm down. (goofily imitates Ryan) 'I got to get in right now.' Coming. I've got... to do something real... (hides the pot on his desk underneath some books) Yeah, that's perfect. (sprays the room with a can of air freshener while doing a funny twirl)
*LOL j'ai trop hâte de voir Adam jouer Seth high*
Ryan: Seth?
Seth: Okay. God. (removes clothes and opens the door) (Ryan walks in) Listen, hey, man. I'm sorry, there was a... There was a laundry build up right there. Geez.
Ryan: It's almost 3:30, isn't your interview at 4:00?
Seth: What are you talking about? (looks at clock) Hey, how'd that happen?
Ryan: Well, are you ready?
Seth: Am I ready? Do me a favor. (walks closer to Ryan and rolls up his right sleeve) Go ahead and feel that. (strokes his biceps) Feel that puppy right there.
Ryan: No, dude, no.
Seth: Okay, you don't want to touch another man, I get it. I get it. (sits down on bed) You find my slender swimmer's body, um... intimidating.
Ryan: (suspicious) Something smells.
Seth: No, it doesn't. No it doesn't, but they say the first sign of, um, a brain tumor, is a phantom smell, so you... so you should lay down.
*Wahou quelle ingéniosité Seth chéri !*
(Ryan picks up the can of air freshener and smells it)
Seth: Hey. Hey. You've solved it. You've figured it out. That's... You're a mystery solver. You're like Encyclopedia Brown. Remember... when Encyclopedia Brown, he went on down to Texas to solve the mystery of the Great Shooutout?
(Ryan looks at Seth, confused)
Seth: Hey, how about this for a change? How about in a cage match: Encyclopedia Brown versus The Great Brain... to the death.
(there's a long pause; Ryan stares at Seth half incredulous, half confused)
Ryan: Are you high?
(another pause; Seth tries to keep a straight face, but can't and cracks up with laughter)
Seth: (laughing) Am I high? No! No, come on, man. I love when you go for the comedy. But I would not quit your day job beating up, uh, people.
(in the meantime, Ryan is fumbling around Seth's desk and finds the pot)
Seth: I wouldn't.
(Ryan brings the pot over and arches his eyes at Seth)
Seth: I don't know how that got there.
*Hum...Depuis quand fumer de l'herbe rend gay ? LOL theirloveissoobvious*
---commercial break---
(Next scene: Summer is at Harbor for her college interview. Ryan enters the pool house, coffee in hand. Seth is showering in Ryan's bathroom. Ryan calls Summer.)
Summer: (answers cell) Hello?
Ryan: Hey, Summer. Are you at the interview yet?
Summer: Um, yeah, I'm about to go in.
Ryan: Can you stretch yours out a little bit? Seth's going to be late.
Summer: Sure. What happened?
Ryan: Uh, I just need to bring him down to Earth a little. We'll be there as soon as we can, okay?
Summer: Okay. Bye.
Ryan: (walks toward the bathroom door) Seth? Hey, man. Got some coffee for you. I want you to drink it, okay?
Seth: (from inside) Dude, I am not stoned anymore.
Ryan: Okay, then, uh, why are you in my shower?
(The door suddenly flings open and by Ryan's shocked and embarrassed look, we can tell Seth is nude).
Ryan: Whoa. (looks away flustered)
*Humhum je me demande ce que Seth est en train de faire pour que Ryan soit si embarassé lol*
Seth: How'd that happen?
Ryan: (with averted eyes) Just drink the coffee.
(Seth takes the coffee from Ryan's outstretched hand, and shuts the door.)
---end of scene---
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuh !! Je veux voir !!! *tape du pied*